Friday, October 10, 2003
Viral video source...
Thursday, October 09, 2003
NEWSSKIM
NEWSSKIM:
"...as 'a self-taught bear enthusiast who once called Alaska’s brown bears harmless was one of two people fatally mauled in a bear attack in the Katmai National Park and Preserve,' reads the headline in yet another example of a story bringing so much stupidity to the table that News Skim's job is done before we even get a chance to type a sentence. "
LOL... NewsSkim being put out of work by the mainstream press....
"...as 'a self-taught bear enthusiast who once called Alaska’s brown bears harmless was one of two people fatally mauled in a bear attack in the Katmai National Park and Preserve,' reads the headline in yet another example of a story bringing so much stupidity to the table that News Skim's job is done before we even get a chance to type a sentence. "
LOL... NewsSkim being put out of work by the mainstream press....
Dubya makes it clear than no-one will ever find the leak...
Newsday.com - Bush: Leaker ID Is Unlikely:
"Washington - President George W. Bush expressed doubt yesterday that the leaker who exposed a covert spy's identity would ever be found, saying the capital 'is a town full of people who like to leak information' and few are ever caught.
As 2,000 White House employees worked to meet a late afternoon deadline for documents requested by Justice Department investigators probing the leak, the White House said it would screen the material for relevance before giving it to prosecutors."
So, he says the leaker will never be found, and then they decide to screen all the documents before handing them over to the prosecution, to make sure he's never found.
What a wanker..
"Washington - President George W. Bush expressed doubt yesterday that the leaker who exposed a covert spy's identity would ever be found, saying the capital 'is a town full of people who like to leak information' and few are ever caught.
As 2,000 White House employees worked to meet a late afternoon deadline for documents requested by Justice Department investigators probing the leak, the White House said it would screen the material for relevance before giving it to prosecutors."
So, he says the leaker will never be found, and then they decide to screen all the documents before handing them over to the prosecution, to make sure he's never found.
What a wanker..
More proof Yanks are crazy (as if it was needed)...
Yahoo! News - Teenager In Trouble In Inhaler Incident:
"The next day, he was arrested and accused of delivering a dangerous drug. Kivi was also suspended from school for three days. He could face expulsion and sent to juvenile detention on juvenile drug charges. "
For lending his girlfriend his inhaler when she had an attack...
"The next day, he was arrested and accused of delivering a dangerous drug. Kivi was also suspended from school for three days. He could face expulsion and sent to juvenile detention on juvenile drug charges. "
For lending his girlfriend his inhaler when she had an attack...
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
Broadband at the price of dial-up?
BBC NEWS | Technology | Broadband at the price of dial-up:
"For £15.99 a month, the service provider will offer a 150Kbps connection, three times faster than dial-up.
'The new offer gets rid of the price gap between narrowband and broadband,' said Steve Horley, Tiscali's net service director. "
Bullshit! When was 150kb/s broadband?? BB is like 512kb/s or greater.
"For £15.99 a month, the service provider will offer a 150Kbps connection, three times faster than dial-up.
'The new offer gets rid of the price gap between narrowband and broadband,' said Steve Horley, Tiscali's net service director. "
Bullshit! When was 150kb/s broadband?? BB is like 512kb/s or greater.
Waterball Launcher
firebox.com - Waterball Launcher:
"Such is the accuracy of this devilishly devious device that you can hit someone square in the forehead from across the office, with a bit of practise. Assuming you have a basic grasp of ballistics. And they don't move. Did we say 'office'? We meant garden..."
LOL..
"Such is the accuracy of this devilishly devious device that you can hit someone square in the forehead from across the office, with a bit of practise. Assuming you have a basic grasp of ballistics. And they don't move. Did we say 'office'? We meant garden..."
LOL..
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Analysis of the MediaMax CD3 Copy-Prevention System
Analysis of the MediaMax CD3 Copy-Prevention System
Synopsis:
You can disable it by following these rather complicated steps:
1. Hold down the shift key while inserting the CD.
Yes, that's it. Woo! CD copy-protection rools!!!!!
Synopsis:
You can disable it by following these rather complicated steps:
1. Hold down the shift key while inserting the CD.
Yes, that's it. Woo! CD copy-protection rools!!!!!
Monday, October 06, 2003
Things I learnt this weekend...
Derren Brown has balls of steel. I don't care what you think of his Russian Roulette stunt on CH4 last night, but the man held a loaded gun to his head and pulled the trigger.
Cheeky Vimto's are lovely.
From our clan forum:
Its a Blue WKD and a shot of port.
It tastes 'exactly' like vimto but comes in at about 10%.
Warning: The above drink is quite expensive, much cheaper if you make your own from the supermarket.
Warning 2: Really, I'm not kidding.
Warning 3: Consumption of more than 3 will cause you to order a massive meal at the Indian you can't possibly finish and cause your mates to piss themselves as you try to stagger home.
Warning 4: Really, I'm not kidding.
Cheeky Vimto's are lovely.
From our clan forum:
Its a Blue WKD and a shot of port.
It tastes 'exactly' like vimto but comes in at about 10%.
Warning: The above drink is quite expensive, much cheaper if you make your own from the supermarket.
Warning 2: Really, I'm not kidding.
Warning 3: Consumption of more than 3 will cause you to order a massive meal at the Indian you can't possibly finish and cause your mates to piss themselves as you try to stagger home.
Warning 4: Really, I'm not kidding.
Duncan Smith pledges election victory
BBC NEWS | Politics | Duncan Smith pledges election victory:
"Iain Duncan Smith has promised he will lead the Conservatives to victory at the next General Election, as the party's annual conference gets underway. "
Funny bloke. Should be on stage. Oh.
"Iain Duncan Smith has promised he will lead the Conservatives to victory at the next General Election, as the party's annual conference gets underway. "
Funny bloke. Should be on stage. Oh.
BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Israel attack sparks crisis talks
BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Israel attack sparks crisis talks:
"The US ambassador to the UN, John Negroponte, called on all sides to avoid heightening tension.
But he said: 'The United States believes that Syria is on the wrong side of the war on terrorism.' "
Now, does that mean they think Israel is on the right side? That Israel can go and bomb any country they like, when they want, for whatever reason they want...
"The US ambassador to the UN, John Negroponte, called on all sides to avoid heightening tension.
But he said: 'The United States believes that Syria is on the wrong side of the war on terrorism.' "
Now, does that mean they think Israel is on the right side? That Israel can go and bomb any country they like, when they want, for whatever reason they want...
Extract: Dude, Where's My Country? by Michael Moore
Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Extract: Dude, Where's My Country? by Michael Moore:
"Michael Moore fired his opening salvo against George Bush and his rightwing cronies with his bestseller Stupid White Men. Now the president is in his sights again. In this second extract from his new book he asks his old enemy seven awkward questions "
Ooooh, Mike is BACK! Good questions, well asked...
Go read.
"Michael Moore fired his opening salvo against George Bush and his rightwing cronies with his bestseller Stupid White Men. Now the president is in his sights again. In this second extract from his new book he asks his old enemy seven awkward questions "
Ooooh, Mike is BACK! Good questions, well asked...
Go read.
